#8 The Big Bad Wolf Gets Attacked By The Three Little Pigs - Thanks to mascot gossip sites, the pigs finally found out he's been sleeping with their mom all these years.
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#7 The Adidas Mascot Fight - He was being a little too rough on the beaver, don't you think? That's what she said!*
*Please note that this was a poorly executed self-made "that's what she said" joke. I apologize for the inconvenience.
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