Something happens when you put on a mascot costume. Your muscles seem bigger, your voice gets deeper and you suddenly have the ability to shoot lightning from your fingers. You try to speak, but you can only breath fire. You try to calm down, but a group of ninjas attack you for no apparent reason. Luckily, you take them down with ease and steal their ninja swords. Then an eagle comes over and pushes you in the back. You raise your paw and strike him with the fury of ten men. The crowd cheers for blood and you give it to them. Next thing you know, you're in jail, your head is missing and the judge sentences you to twenty years in prison for "eagleslaughter." It's like my girlfriend's hot sister always said, "with a great costume, comes great responsibility."
#10 Jawz The Jaguar vs. Eli The Eagle - Apparently the Eagle stole the Jaguar's Jaguar convertible and took his sister on a date in it. That stuff doesn't fly in Jaguar world.
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#9 A Mascot Royal Rumble - The eagle appears to have the advantage on the chicken until the frog and Trojan warrior enter the ring! And then a dog comes in from out of nowhere! t's absolute mascot pandemonium!
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Coming Up Next ... The Big Bad Wolf finally gets attacked by the Three Little Pigs and a mascot learns the hard way that you shouldn't tease a beaver.
