What's the best way to become friends with your favorite athlete? Date his hot daughter, of course. All you have to do is take her out to dinner once a week and you'll be living in the lap of sports luxury. You might have to buy her stuff like a giant stuffed dragon every now and then but that's about it because her dad is loaded. Oh yeah, you have to kiss her a lot too but that's okay because she's hot. And her dad has good seats to a lot of sports stuff. It's totally worth it.
#10 Brittny Gastineau - I'm still not quite sure how the Gastineau's got their own reality TV show? Do you think it was because his daughters were hot with attractive body parts?
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#9 Elizabeth Montana (daughter of Joe Montana) - Forget Dwight Clark, Elizabeth is "The Catch." She's currently working on a modeling career and All Balls couldn't be more supportive of Elizabeth in her personal endeavors.
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Coming Up Next: The Greatest Of All Time's greatest accomplishment is his hot daughter and soccer legend Diego Maradona's daughter definitely deserves a red card.
... ok, lemme "get" this if I can. Every bimbo, who manages to somehow live up to Andy Warhols' legendary prediction & flaunts her, "15 minutes of fame"... is now to be considered "hot"? These typical, barerly-average, wanna-be's haul their bulimic, heavily made-up visages up onto a celebrity pedestal of their own making & leer into whoevers lens with their corrected noses, bonded teeth & silicon cleavage, & think they've achieved some royal status & should be worshiped as gods! Just because their mommy's & daddy's are somebody (& they are only somebody because we say they're somebody). Hollywood already kisses the crack of every stinkin' booze-guzzling meth-head that finds its way onto the silver screen, so now these nobody's want to be idolized too! You people need to wake up! This crap is exactly why the rest of the world hates us! Because instead of fixing serious problems & partyin' after the j.o.b. is done, we butcher trees so that yet another tabloid rag can be born to splash somebodys nobody kid across it in a 6-page spread! WHO CARE ABOUT MARK GASTINEAU'S OR JOE MONTANA'S DAUGHTER?! I mean, other that the fact that they're fellow human beings & we wish them a safe, happy & healthy life... what? Did they discover a cure for cancer? Are they gonna end the war? Will school students 300 hundred years from now read about their pioneering exploits to Mars? NO! NO! NO! AND NO! Yet there are humans here, now, struggling to survive! To feed their children & themselves! And Angeline Jolie & Madonna have made it a fad to adopt their kids, instead of using the millions of dollars they've stole from their idiot fans to save these people so that they can raise their own kids, instead of taking them away to be brought up as other than what they are... real living beings, not poster-children! And now I'm s'posed to care about who YOU, the "Main Stream" decide to YET AGAIN attempt to misdirect my attention away from the serious issues by displaying YET another Mylie Cyrus (great achey-breaky-one-shot-wonder dad ya got there, kid) or Vanessa Hudgens (wtf) on your "bread & circuses" menu! Get real! Or get bent!
