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September 09, 2008 5:29 PM (go back to main view)

Falcons To Hire Dog Whisperer As New Head Coach?

Falcons To Hire Dog

Whisperer As New Head

Coach?

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution is reporting that the Atlanta Falcons are considering hiring Cesar Millan "The Dog Whisperer" as their next head coach. The Falcons have apparently moved in a different direction this week after realizing that no decent candidate with talent or brains will actually accept their vacant head coaching position. The Falcons believe hiring Millan will be a great PR move with the city of Atlanta and the NFL in an attempt to rid themselves of the Michael Vick dog fighting scandal once and for all. Atlanta GM Thomas Dimitroff also believes Millan will bring much-needed discipline to a franchise that's been floundering since Dan Reeves left the team in 2003 due to a freakish addiction to Zocor.