In what many sports analysts are calling the funniest and worst injury in pro sports history, the Arizona Diamondbacks placed catcher Chris Snyder on the 15-day disabled list with a "fractured testicle." Snyder left Monday night's game after being hit in the balls by a foul tip. He underwent an MRI on Tuesday which revealed that he will forever be know as "the guy who broke his testicle." Okay, I have so many questions I don't know where to begin. First of all, don't you need to have a bone in that area in order to have something to "fracture?" Wait, that's what she said! Perhaps it's actually possible to get a balls boner. I guess I'm making that my goal for the 4th of July weekend. I better call that really slutty masseuse I met a few years back.
